drunk mouth


when you wake up in the morning and you can’t remember what you ate or drank before you p-ssed out but you can remember it by the taste in your mouth the next day.
bill: dude, we were sooooo drunk last night!! i don’t remember a thing!
bob: well at the bar, just before we left, we chugged those brewskees and when we got back to the house, we downed those wontons and chicken-fried rice..
bill: now that you mention it, my drunk mouth did taste a little like asian food when i woke up this afternoon.
it is when you are so tired or drunk that you don’t know what you are talking about and you are slurring your words.
me: “you should take your shirt off, because you got too much pot on it.”
dude:”you should go to bed, because you got drunk mouth. and no one knows what you are talking about.”

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