Drunk Painting
when a person decides it would be funny to get drunk and then decides to paint a picture. usually ends up on the floor or paint on the floor.
there have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint – mistaking it for alchohol – but that resulted in a trip to a hospital.
some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.
john: owwww, my tummy and my head hurts
kenny: were you doing some more drunk painting’s again?
john: maybe…but that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts….
kenny: -thinks-
john: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
kenny: nooo…….why?
john: because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn’t have much paint on it, and there’s none anywhere else…
kenny: oh dear, you haven’t drank it all have you, i had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
john: cr-p.
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