Drunk Phoning


while drunk, you phone someone you can’t talk to sober (because of bad past-times or because you haven’t got the b-lls) and talk nonsense to them until they either put the phone down, or agree to have s-x with you.
1. “dude, i am so wasted after drinking that whole crate”
2. “i know man, what can we do now?”
3. “dude, let’s do some drunk phoning!
4. “yeah!, lets call your mum”

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