drunk reading
when you come home after a long night of drinking and you want to continue reading that novel you’ve been working on so you start reading. you read profusely, continuously telling yourself you’re sober enough to read and that you will remember this in the morning.
the other night will and nadine went out to do some drinking, when they got home they figured they would do some light reading. they both read for a while telling themselves they would remember it in the morning when in fact they were drunk reading.
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