drunk remoting
the insatiable urge while being intoxicated to watch dvds or tivo’d shows and pause, rewind, and comment again and again about the program being watched. drunk remoters may pause and rewind to ask others wtf is going on in the plot, point out background locations they’ve visited on vacations, watch scenes over and over again that only they find amusing, spend ten minutes to find the exact frame where a punch misses someone’s face, or generally distract everyone else in the room from an otherwise interesting storyline.
(rips remote out of hand) give me that thing! i’m tired of you drunk remoting. i just want to watch the movie.
friends who want to stay friends don’t drunk remote.
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