drunk rules
an unspoken, unilateral agreement exonerating an individual or group of any consequence of any action performed while blind sh-t-faced drunk, or merely tipsy. either way dude. go nuts.
judge: you stand accused of willful destruction of private property, public indecency, reckless endangerment, and -ssault for committing the act of squints: is this sh-t for real? defecating in, on, and around the gas tank of one princ-p-l gumblefudger, fully naked and covered in raspberry vinaigrette dressing and yelling “f-ck the british! long live the confederacy!”, as the car was in motion and being driven by the princ-p-l’s daughter, all the while in full view of the school’s occupants as they -ssembled in the parking lot for the annual casimir pulaski day parade! jesus brother-sucking christ, do you have anything to say for yourself? how could you possibly plead to fully acknowledge the extent of your public malice?
defendant: sorry, i guess. drunk rules.
judge: oh, my bad. sorry dude, i didn’t realize. well sh-t. you wanna get a drink or something?
defendant: got any raspberry vinaigrette dressing?
judge: h-lls ya.
defendant: h-lls ya.
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