drunk sexting
when a drunken individual texts s-xual advances to another individual in an inebriated state .
thonisha: hey sam, im yearning for your kiss. maybe we could try a tsunami tongue?
mom: thonni, you’re drunk. go home.
thonisha: (smh)i’m a dumb -ss. there i go drunk s-xting again.
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