Drunk Tuning
(v.) the act of purchasing songs on itunes while in a drunken stupor.
chuck: “dude, i was drunk tuning last night and ended up buying some random dolly parton & weird al songs! i don’t even listen to them”
tre: “that’s f-cked up”
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