Drunk Turtle
after a long night of doggy style, the handsom male -j-c-l-t-s on the drunken girls back. then she proceeds to role over onto her back and p-ss out. the next day she wakes up, to find herself stuck to the sheets. but not all the sheets, just the bottom one. the drunk turtle is similar to the superman, except the superman is with the top sheet.
example 1.
steve: hey jeff, did you hear that max gave nicole the drunk turtle the other night?
jeff: no way man, that is the cats pajamas, i love to give girls the drunk turtle
steve: yeah man, we should go find some b-tches and drunk turtle them as well.
example 2
anthony: listen b-tch, i’m only gonna tell you this once. either i get to give you the drunk turtle, or you don’t get the f-ck me. you can however make me a sandwhich! actually i don’t want a sandwhich, i just want to give you the drunk turtle!
b-tch: 🙂 ok i love when guys c-m on my back and then i p-ss out, it is super not degrading and i tell my parents all about it. it’s the best thing since sliced bread.
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