Drunk

by drinking so much beer (or other alchohol) you become the stupidest, clumsiest motherf-cking f-ck-ss around!!!! (except the guy that had more to drink than you)
i was so drunk last night!, i have such a hangover

4 beer funnell
when you have to hold on to the gr-ss to keep from falling off the earth.
arrrrrrggggg! (like a pirate but in more pain)
a word defining a person who has had too much alcohol. see also: hammered, sloshed, sh-t-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, irish, canned, smashed, f-cked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)
every weekend, dan gets (insert word here), and p-sses people off.
chemically incovienenced
“i’m not drunk i’m chemically incovienieced and your bestest friend in the whole world ever”
a sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.
if i wasn’t so drunk you would look stupid dancing to that house music sh-t!
one’s alter ego who is blamed for all things of a regrettable nature.
subject 1: hey, what were you doing with my cat last night?
subject 2: i don’t know. i was drunk.
1. past tense of “drink”.
2. your girlfriend’s dad.
3. spinning without moving.
1. you drunk my beer!
2. am i right?
3. i am drunker than f-ck right now!
the state you’re in when you won’t give two sh-ts about what you say. you will be f-cking uninhibited and won’t give a sh-t what anyone thinks. you will be happy and motherf-cking confident. you will be sippin dranks and feeling like a baller. euphoria on a scale of 1 to 10: a motherf-ckign 10…………….
so give it up to alcohol, b-tches. this sh-t is legit, and deserves f-cking respect, (that bottle of sailor jerrys was f-cking good by the way)
n-gg-r. if you dont like alcohol, you can just kill yourself cause your iq is in the negatives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
some kid was drunk and decided to publish his definition to urbandictionary just for the f-ck of it.
so go ahead, give me the thumbs up or thumbs down. i could care less

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