drunkart
when you are so drunk that you end up stealing a shopping cart from a store or from the street and you bring it home for no apparent reason. usually people don’t know what to do with it the next day but are too embar-ssed to return it.
“hey dude, my sister was so sh-tfaced last night that she and her friends ended up drunkarting again. she woke up this morning with a shopping cart sitting there in her kitchen. dude, this is so f-cked up, she has real issues. she’s been drunkarting too much lately”
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