drunkass
a peice of sh-t that inhales far too many beers or shots and stumbles around like a f-cking dumb-ss
look at that drunk-ss walking around like a stumbling clown, he is a f-cking dumbf-ck.
1) an individual who throws up more than once in an evening 2) an individual who is so drunk they decide to mix beer and peels 3) an individual who is nominated drunk girl/guy of the night 4) an individual who cannot remember any of the 3 above definitions 5) nicole middendorf
get off the floor! you’re embarr-ssing yourself drunk-ss!
1.some one who’s drunk and they fell on their -ss.
2.some one who’s so stupid that they hooked up with a girl just cuz they were hot and he was drunk.
3.any idiotic -sshole guy who’s drunk.
most guys are drunk -sses
when a girl is so drunk that she will only moon someone if she is near-blackout drunk.
sarah was so drunk -ss last night she actually mooned steve.
1) an individual who throws up more than once in an evening 2) an individual who is so drunk they decide to mix beer and peels 3) an individual who is nominated drunk girl/guy of the night 4) an individual who cannot remember any of the 3 above definitions 5) nikki
“did i have s-x with anyone last night?”
“you’re such a drunk-ss!”
1. a song by nicki minaj and big sean, actually called “dance a$$” but while sh-tfaced the name is often misinterpreted as being “drunk -ss” by drunk people.
2. a very drunk person, wobbling around the party falling all over things like coffee tables or couches. guys named doug are usually the ones to fall on coffee tables.
“omg doug was such a drunk -ss, he fell on the coffee table and lay in broken gl-ss for like 10 minutes!”
“wow, what a drunk -ss! ahaha”
someone who doesn’t like -n-l penetration/-n-l s-x when they’re sober, but when they’re drunk they want/beg for -n-l penetration
she’s got a drunk-ss, she never let me f-ck her in the -ss before, but she had a few drinks last night and was begging for me to stick it in her -ss
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