Drunken Aristotle
considered as cl-ssifying ethics for western philosophy, aristotle proposed a system to which one could live a happy life. however, he wrote while sober. ethics done while inebriated clouds good judgment, thus confounding the possibility for a happy life. the genesis for this typically takes place in bars late in the evening.
nathan: man, all that jagermiester hit me so hard last night i took home my best friend’s daughter. it was her 18th birthday last night, you know…
daren: man, you totally pulled a drunken aristotle! that sucks!
nathan: i know! i can’t wait to drink again so it seems ok.
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