drunken boxing
this form of the martial arts is best demonstrated by a drunken moron in a drunken stupor. his repressed male urge to fight and establish his dominance, results in the punching of various male acquaintances in the surrounding bar or party.
people that are sober or less drunk, often can not comprehend the rationale behind these punches, and quickly become annoyed. occasionally another drunken moron will trade punches with the initiator, resulting in a drunken boxing match. the match has no winner, and usually results in a hug and the consumption of some more unnecessary alcohol.
phil was so lit that he started drunken boxing with some guy he barely knew. it almost resulted in an -ss-kicking.
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