Squeaky door
when a man straps a d-ld- to his back during a threesome with two women. the women then lay one in front of the man and one behind. the man proceeds to place his p-n-s in the woman in front of him and the d-ld- in the woman behind him. the then begins to piston in and out f-cking both women simultaneously.
man1: ‘g-d my back is killing me’
man2: ‘what did you do?’
man1: ‘i took 2 girls back to my place last night and gave them a squeaky door. it mustve f-cked my back up’
when a girl is jerking off a guy with lube and its the noise that is made from the friction of the lube, c-m and furious hand motion of the girl in a flurry of sound.
jimmy, what a squeaky door that one was!
kinky s-xual move when a person who is positioned correctly, (bent down so their b-tt hole is alligned with the door kn-b) gets the door slammed as hard as possible so the door kn-b penetrates the -ss creating a sensation like no other causing the reciever to squeak. do not attempt with a door handle.
the “squeaky door” is deadly if not performed correctly.
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