Drunken Mascot


term used to describe someone who eats a lot of sh-t
ex 1
bro 1: yo did you see steph stuffing sh-t into her mouth last night?
bro 2: yeah she was such a drunken mascot.

ex 2
dude 1: frank kept fallin on his face he was so drunk.
dude 2: what a r-t-rd that drunken mascot

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