drunken sleep


when you’re about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird sh-t, usually when calling someone on a late night
person a: oh, did i tell you about daquan?
drunken sleeper: -very m-ffled- great daq- yeah ok
person a: lol are you okay?
drunken sleeper: -waits a few seconds- hmm ok
person a: k i’m ending the call

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