Drunken Steps


a small set of steps in a pub or bar that seem designed to serve no other purpose than to cause patrons to trip up and seem drunker than they actually are.
i tripped up on those drunken steps they have leading from the bar, and spilt my drink all over the bouncer. next thing i know i’m asked to leave on the grounds i’m drunk

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