drunken turtleneck


when one is so slizzard, they unknowingly and accidentally put their head through the armhole of a shirt.
you must be f-ckin’ ripped, you just gave yourself a drunken turtleneck. you put your head through your arm sleeve… you look like quasimodo.

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