drunkfriending
the practice of, while intoxicated, friending people on facebook that you don’t know, barely know, or who actively hate you. this usually leads to embar-ssment the following day when the friend request is rejected, goes unanswered, or results in a hostile message back but no friend confirmation.
“after i got home from the bar last night, i drunkfriended kyle. i totally forgot about it until this morning when i got a message from him and all it said was ‘lol’.”
“marla, you really need to stop drunkfriending people. you’re just embar-ssing yourself.”
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