Drunkitous
the mental and physical illness/condition related to being drunk for several consecutive days and nights. symptoms include, but are not limited to lateness, obviously false excuses, copious amounts of swearing, oversharing personal information, and 20 minute ice breaks.
similar to laryngitis but with booze.
my co-worker has been out of the office all week. she has a very bad case of drunkitous. pray for her.
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