Drunksghetti


(n.) the italian dish made with long slender pasta, cooked al dente, and sauce- made while utterly inebriated; any pasta-based dish prepared while drunk. typically, the dish is not up to par with it’s sober-made counterpart but the difference is indiscernible to the chef due to his or her condition.
john: i had too many shots, man, i just yakked up something vicious!

steve: i know, i’m surprised i haven’t. i didn’t even eat today, dude. i’m so hungry.

john: i’m broke… i’ve got some ragù in my house though! i’ll make some drunksghetti!

steve: that works.

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