Dry and Crusty
a colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.
i haven’t had s-x in months. i’m sort of dry and crusty.
i didn’t wipe my -ss very well. it’s stating to get dry and crusty.
have you met our new boss? yes he’s pretty dry and crusty.
stan’s mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
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