dry as shit


it means something or someone is boring this is actually a phrase used to change the mood and att-tiudes of those engaged in the conversation typiccallky used by the lumpenproleteriat or sc-m bag mothef-ckers but nevertheless its fiery.
my place of work is boring== huh shrug lets go back to the game of dominoes who cares everyones does loser your so boring and conventional we want spice captain morgan kinda junk just be hushed and silent please please please words like boring do nothing for my senses i want an -rg-sm of all the chakras a spiritual awakening an experience and you give me bhlluh
i hatre you and your not invited to my party and you cant date my sister any more now leave me alone
as opposed to
my place of work is dry as sh-t == whoah whoah whoah whoah ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!spittly sparks everywhere you turn, chaos reigns, god parts the sea, and all you can see is t-ttys shaking in slowmow on a giant tv set i love you i know your not gay but can i suck your d-ck please
— people should react in this way

that d-mn lumpenproleteriat such a failure right yet such a delight.

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