Dry biscuit


an unfortunate situation involving a woman’s private area that renders it unappealing to her mate or potential mates.
man 1: “hey, you goin’ out with jenny again?”
man 2: “h-ll no. i found out she has a dry biscuit.”
man 1: “yikes. good call on that.”
a phrase with no room to be interpreted s-xually. used when needed to clear the mind of any s-xually disturbing or inappropriate thoughts.
andrew: dead baby s-x

sarah: dry biscuits
some thing that has gone wrong or is really bad
man 1:that fires gone out
man 2: dry biscuit

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