Dry Bowling
the act of getting ready to sh-t but first flushing the toilet and waiting until there’s little or no water in the bowl, then dropping your t-rd. the object is to get the timing so that you have the smallest amount of bowl water possible when the t-rd hits and thus leave a bigger sh-t streak when the t-rd is eventually flushed. this is usually done as a compet-tion to see who can make the biggest sh-t streak.
dude, i would have ruled last night when we were dry bowling if i hadn’t had the d-mn hershey squirts.
to drop a t-rd in a completely dry toilet. often this requires turning off the water and the use of a plunger. the goal is make a t-rd that will smell really bad and for a long period of time. dry bowls can also attract flies.
oliver bragged about the 49ers losing the super bowl so i got him back by dry bowling his toilet.
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