Dry Bowser


the act of shoving a handful of sand or salt into the v-g-n- and thrusting one’s manhood into it afterwards without warning.
alec: “jennifer was too f-cking wet yesterday, so i had sand and i dry bowsered her.”

ryan: “what the f-ck.”

alec: “there was blood everywhere.”

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