Dry Box


a woman, usually of older age, who has a v-g-n- lacking in lubrication.
tim: “hey dad, my new landlord is pretty hot for age fifty nine.”
dad: (drags cigarette) “…she’s a drybox.”
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this disaster of a situation is the female version of whiskey d-ck. it can strike at any time. it doesn’t matter whether you have been drinking, doin x, smokin gange, or huffin paint… this happens when the v-g-n- refuses to secreate it glorious fluid that allows the male member to easily slide into holy crevace of greatness. it’s frustrating for all men to deal with and the cure is ky… remeber ky!!!
“d-mn, that b-tch had some ser dry box, like… my p-n-s is shedding”

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