dry crusade


the process of penetrative -n-l s-x without the use of a wet lubricant, possibly using a dry absorbant powder such as talc or flour instead. can be used as an insult, threat, or joke.
“liam, shut up before i whip out the talc-m powder and dry crusade you into submission.”

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