Dry-dick

a guy that thinks he has mad game, ruthlessly hits on women….and yet still never gets laid.
hence his d-ck remains dry.
usually everyone has at least one friend who is a dry d-ck, if unsure of this just look for these qualitys amongst dudes you chill with:

1) wears unnecessary gold chains around neck, sometimes fake or tarnished.

2) bathes in the most foul cologne that has ever graced your nostrils.

3) eye f-cks you from across the bar, then within 5 mins appears at your side casually rubbing against you and wispers in your ear in a creepy marvin gaye voice “mmm gurl, you smell sweet” (insert stupid -ss pick up line here)
oh god, here comes chad, that dry d-ck wont ever stop trying to f-ck me. you think if i give him $5 to get a bl-w j-b from a prost-tute, he will leave me alone….?
1. when you have w-nked so much that nothing more will come out.
2. when you run so much that your d-ck goes dry.
3. when you see someone so ugly that you go dry.
s-x addict: oh sh-t, i’ve got dry-d-ck!
normal person: your d-ck is f-cked.
to dry d-ck means to be willing and able but unsuccessful to engage in s-xual intercourse. lit. one’s d-ck has become dry from a lack of s-x.
man, i’ve been dry d-cking it for the last three weeks!

looking back on that summer, i got a lot done but i was straight dry d-cking it the whole time.

sean acts like he’s getting p-ssy every night, but you know he’s doing nothing but dry d-cking it!
(n): as contradictory to “gettin’ my d-ck wet,” dry d-ck refers to lack of having s-x.
example 1: “d-mn man, i gots dry d-ck”
example 2: “daaaaamn man, i still gots dry d-ck”
example 3: dude 1: “i’m gettin’ my d-ck wet tonight yo”

dude 2: “f-ck dude, i still gots the dry d-ck”