dry dogging
the act of masturbating (generally males) without the use of any form of lubrication. most men who “dry dog” rely on loose skin to allow their hand to easily move up and down.
“you’ll never believe what just happened!”
“what happened?”
“i caught conner dry d-gg-ng it up in his room!”
the act of dry humping- going through the motions of s-xual intercourse whilst fully clothed, but with the enthusiasm of a mongrel dog.
dude i was so drunk i was dry d-gg-ng her while her mum was in the next room
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