Dry Dream
dry dream (in males)–
a s-xually arousing dream that is either: not sufficient enough to cause a wet dream; or, is interrupted before a wet dream can take place. this normally results in embarr-ssing and uncomfortable “stiffness” throughout the day. discomfort causes, in many cases, awkward strides while walking.
a gloomy, unfulfilled, att-tude is normal for those who experience a dry dream.
(ben walks into the room limping)
frank: dude, are you okay?
ben: (sigh) yeah i’m fine–
frank: then why are you limping?
ben: (sigh) it’s embarr-ssing–i had a dry dream last night.
frank: oh man! that really sucks. you should probably go take care of that.
(ben sighs and exits the room. . . poor ben. . .)
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