Dry Dunking


having penetrative s-x with a girl not yet wet due to lack of foreplay or lack of interest on her part… or she’s old.
man 1: oh man, my d-ck hurts so much right now!

man 2: why dude?

man 1: it’s red raw because i had to start dry dunking sandra last night. i couldn’t be bothered to get her going.

man 2: that’s so selfish!

man 1: i don’t care, i came after 4 minutes anyway.

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