dry fish
dry fish: is when a guy jerks off, -j-c-l-t-s on any part of his body, doesn’t wipe it off or takes a shower after. instead falls asleep with the -j-c-l-t- on him, wakes up, brushes his hand against the dried c-m, and smells it. it’ll smell just like fish.
sarah (girlfriend): -walks in “john & her bedroom”- oh my gosh, john! why does it smell so bad in here? did you eat fish in here earlier?
john (boyfriend): ummm.. no, i jacked off earlier while you were gone.
sarah (girlfriend): ohh okay, that’s why it smelled so bad in here, it was your ‘dry fish’.
john (boyfriend): lmao! my what?
sarah (girlfriend): you smell like fish, that’s what it means! now get your -ss in the shower and scrub thoroughly!
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