a f-ckboy no one likes
“dude, ethan’s such a dry f-ckboy. like he flirts with every girl but none of them like him.”
- urban airgunner
a person who uses an airgun to shoot targets or hunt in or around a city or an urban area. jack is off to the city to help shoot pest pigeons. he is a great urban airgunner. there is a group of urban airgunners target shooting in my back yard today.
- african pushpop
two white people are having intercourse only to be interrupted by a large, hairy black male. the black man inserts his payload into the white women. fern: “i was f-cking jory last night before we got african pushpoped” tashawn: “daaaammmmnn”
- schrödinger's stomach
the idea of both having food in your stomach, combined with idea of not having food in your stomach. you feel neither hungry nor full, and yet both at the same time i ate a later breakfast than usual, now i have schrödinger’s stomach and i don’t know whether i need to get lunch.
the study of words that bug you. regina earned her degree in entymology after successfully defending her thesis, t-tled “guesstimation at the expresso stand: the impact of misnomers in coffee culture”.
- invisible boner
when a guy’s p-n-s is so small that when he has an erection you will not be able to see any type of bulge going on unless he is fully naked and even that’s barely visible. this man looks as if a 5 year old’s p-n-s was attached to man. hey, did you see that […]