Dry Handed


when someone comes out of the bathroom and sees you for the first time of the night, feels the need to be polite and shakes your hand. the problem is it’s completey dry. it should still be slightly wet from the washing process. you just got dry handed!
it was a tough night at work. i hung out too close to the the restroom and got dry handed three times. thank g-d i brought my purell.

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