dry handy


a handjob, without lube.
friend: how’d it go last night?
reply: man, all i got was a dry handy.

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    (a phrase denoting) not naïve or simple-minded; smart. those who are dry behind the ears can make headway in the world.

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    down to have fun. signifies a positive opinion on the subject of having fun. usually involves alcoholic beverages. jenn, “are you dthf tonight?” liz, “yeah, i really had a bad day. i need to have some fun tonight. ” down to… high five “are you dthf?” “umm duh man!” -commence high-fiving-

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    i think this word speaks for itself. german tard: ohh jawohl der scheisse lieb’ ich eddy: …dubdeine, wa? oo

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    repeatedly dropping the word “dude” in a professional environment. especially if writing the word “dude” in a business email or saying it during other correspondence. that douchebag dropped a couple of dude bombs to the cfo in an email, he’s toast. when the amount of males in a group exceed the number of females by […]

  • Dude Cruising

    the act of a inebriated heteros-xual male picking up other heteros-xual males for man like activities such as racquetball, fishing, working out, and watching football. it’s mostly common in bro dudes at college partys. basically if you go to a bar and get a random guys phone number or facebook url you’ve just dude cruised. […]


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