dry hump wednesday


a mid-week s-xual encounter that, had it begun nearer to the weekend and/or with people with sufficient access to privacy, would have resulted in s-xual intercourse, but instead is limited to mild groping and partially-clothed rutting which results in a lackl-ster -rg-smic experience. usually occurring on wednesdays.
poor eric and barb –just when they thought they had the house to themselves, they found out that the kids missed the bus to the field trip and that the renters’ watermain just busted. guess it’s gonna be another dry hump wednesday morning for them.

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