Dry hump
the rubbing of ones hard on and another’s v-g-n- while wearing clothing which results in -rg-sm.
i dry humped my boyfriend last night and made the truck shake.
to hump another while wearing clothing, mimicking s-xual intercourse
i dry humped her last night, so maybe i’ll get the real thing tonight!
when a man and woman, or man and man, or even woman and woman ( please no animals..) proceed to have s-xual intercourse with their clothes still present
on friday, kayla and kory dry humped one another
the touching of a guy’s hard on agaisnt a girl’s p-ssy in a fast humping motion while they have their clothes on.
mandy and baron dry humped at the community center.
better than s-x! when you rub your b-n-r on a girl (with clothes on)
dude, at the homecoming dance, i was dry humping sarah all night!
when two people rub their fun parts together for so long that it becomes a wet hump.
dry humping is the best! i always love feeling his rock solid b-n-r rubbing against me!
basically s-x, minus the s-x. rubbing the genetal’s of a male and female against each other while in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary ect. positions. can cause -rg-sm’s for both ends, safe s-x for teens.
josh: -walking slowly
andy: josh, what the h-ll is wrong man?!
josh: it’s cindy bro
andy: omg did she bite off your d-ck of something?
josh: no! dude last night she dry humped me so hard i got boxer burn (like carpet burn) on my d-ck! it hurts so bad! i made her c-m though!
andy: yeeeaahhh buddy!
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