Dry Humping Cock Tease
a girl who dresses provacatively…short skirts etc. but has no intention of following through with her false advertis-m-nts of seemingly dirty s-xual fun. she will dry hump you until your jeans catch on fire. she will leave you wanting much, much more and not feel guilty for leaving you alone, confused and with “blue b-lls”
in high school i was known as a dry humping c-ck tease…oh well!!
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