dsmer
the often beer drinking, pot smoking, self mechanic and owner of a first or secound gen (1989-1999) mitsubishi eclipse, eagle talon, and plymouth laser. known for their love of the 4g63 engine, and pride of owning a dimond star motor’s car. also known to have the ability to fix anything wrong with their cars using zipties and ducttape.
look at that dsmer, he just blew his clutch… time to take that car back to his garage.
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