dry humping


the act of two bodies rubbing against eachother to result in pleasure with cloth or sheets covering contact to genitals. results in little to no pregnancy/std’s.
“dude we were totally dry humping last night!”
via giphy
dry humping is the process of two people repeatedly moving up and down and back and forth on top of each other fully clothed( or missing various pieces, but the p-n-s must not come in contact with the v-g-n- with out some sort of fabric seperating them ex: boxers,panties, or even sheets!!)
i will dry hump anybody if they’re cute enough!!
the action of humping by two people while being fully clothed, or having underwear or even just sheets. basically clothed s-x……

and by the way, if you think that you have done this and lost your virginity then your wrong.
see getting nothing.
-example-

timmy: “dude, she’s not hot enough to have real s-x with.”
tommy: “looks like you’re going to have to dry hump her.”
this is a physical act that takes place between two people of opposite s-xes. for this act to take place both parties involved are typically s-xually stimulated. once stimulation has reached a certain point, one individual will usually maneuver their body into a position that would facilitate contact between the fun parts of the human anatomy. as the stimulation continues to increase, the people involved gradually rub against each other in an up and down manner that mimics the act of s-xual intercourse. this rubbing action (‘humping’) allows for the partic-p-nts to experience some degree of friction while engaging in this activity. at first, the friction is considered to be a pleasurable feeling. after a while, however, irritation can occur. why you ask? because this whole thing takes place while their clothes are on!!!!!!!!!!!!! which, by the way, leads to one of two outcomes:
1) an abrupt halt to the dry humping, which usually is caused by an extended amount of skin irritation
or
2) full on wild animal kingdom s-x time (considered to be way more fun than option 1)
kevin once told me that ‘dry humping’ was his favorite past time (and it secretly still is, just ask his inflatable doll!!!!!!)!!!!!
the act of two bodies rubbing together to create s-xual release with little chance of pregnancy.
my sisters husband and i spent the afternoon dry humping while she was at work.
a. pretending to have s-x with someone with clothes on
b. some thing you may do with ur bed when you are really in the mood
a. me and my boyfriend dry hump all the time because im not ready to go full action
b. last night i dry humped my bed to avoid wetness
humping someone with your clothes on.
joe costa was dry humping scott just last night.
an act commonly seen on dance floors around the world.
omg jim was totally dry humping nicki at prom!

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