dry lander
1. the act of purposefully p-ssing or discharging urine into ones own pants to prevent jeopardizing the energy levels of a party or gathering.
2. a selfless act in which a person urinates themselves in the middle of an intense drinking game to avoid jeopardizing a hot streak.
3. urinating yourself in a bar due to an atrocious line at the men’s restroom.
disclaimer: it is not socially acceptable for a woman to attempt this maneuver.
my conversation with mary was going so well that i was forced to pull a dry lander.
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