Dry Martini


the act of performing c-nn-l-ng-s on a senior citizen who’s genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.
the fish came back to life after the dry martini.
the act if performing c-nn-l-ng-s on a senior citizen who’s genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.
the fish came back to life after the dry martini.

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