dry shart
when one has sh-t lodged in their r-ct-m waiting to come out and they fart without fecile matter becoming dislodged, but still release an unholy stench.
see shart
“dude did you just shart yourself?”
“nah man, i gotta sh-t so bad i’m dry shartin’ like a motherf-cker!”
“nasty bro.”
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