dry shit


mythical sh-t that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the -n-s. people who claim to have dry sh-tted, are usually embarr-ssed because they did not wipe their -ss, and claim that the -ss didn’t need wiping. all -sses need wiping
“oh my god will just took a dry sh-t.”

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