dry splat


the lack of sound that a bug makes when it hits your windshield. this is caused from hot dry weather and no bug juice.
it has been so hot and dry out that when pat and i were driving down the road we ran into a swarm of bugs and had nothing but dry splats which leave no marks on the windshield.

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