Dry Spunk


when you have sp-nked already like 5 times that day, and you try to sp-nk again but nothing comes out. sometimes your d-ck makes a little high-pitched coughing sound during a dry sp-nk.
i had already beat off six times that night, and eventually dry sp-nked.

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