dry wit


1.) the ability to criticise someone and have them laugh about it; see also oblivious
2.) humour that soars over the heads of your less intellectual friends
3.) cutting sarcasm cleverly masked as a lighthearted joke; the epitome of oscar wilde
john: “sometimes i wish i could think like you do, it must be fascinating”
jason: “was that dry wit?”
john: “of course not, i truly admire your intellect!”
jason: “oh. cool.”

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