dryhumpton
dryhumpton commonly known as a dryhump is an act of two people humping each other while dressed with no actual naked genital to genital contact or penetration. this practique is usually but not necessarily used as foreplay.
as pleasant as it may be, if performed for too long whithou ejeculation it can result in blueb-lls.
a: man i had this chick i met on okcupid over last night.
b: cool, did you get laid?
a: nah, dude we did a dryhumpton though.
b: and how was it?
a: i thought was gonna c-m buckets but i couldn’t, so she gave me a head after.
b: good for you because she could’ve just left you blueballing.
a: ugh, don’t even talk about it.
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